Book Report's

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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
>>Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report,
> with
>>the proposition that they were nearly identical stories ! His cool
>>professor gave him an A+ for this report:
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>> Titanic: $29.99
>> Clinton: $29.99
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>> Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
>> Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
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>> Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
>> subsequent catastrophe.
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>> Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
>> subsequent catastrophe.
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>> Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
>> Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
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>> Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
>> Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
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>> Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
>> Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
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>> Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
>> Clinton: Let's not go there.
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>> Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
>> Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
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>> Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
>> Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
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>> Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
>> Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
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>> Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
>> Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.