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Sports Quiz Joke
Teacher: "Write a question that you could ask each of these athletes."
Student:
1) The winner of the Indy 500. How much money do you make?
2) The top home-run hitter. How much money do you make?
3) The Quarterback of the Year. How much money do you make?
4) The most popular pro golfer. How much money do you make?
5) The first place winner in diving. Why don't you play a sport that pays more money?
Teacher: "You can do better than this. Try asking questions that are not about money."
Student:
6) An All-Star basketball player. How many times have you been arrested for you-know-what?
Student:
1) The winner of the Indy 500. How much money do you make?
2) The top home-run hitter. How much money do you make?
3) The Quarterback of the Year. How much money do you make?
4) The most popular pro golfer. How much money do you make?
5) The first place winner in diving. Why don't you play a sport that pays more money?
Teacher: "You can do better than this. Try asking questions that are not about money."
Student:
6) An All-Star basketball player. How many times have you been arrested for you-know-what?