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Blond Haired Guy Joke
A bald man, a gray haired man and a blond haired man, who were all very close friends, were all working on the 20th floor of a high rise building. When it came time for lunch, all three men sat down and opened their lunch boxes.
The bald man finds a ham & cheese sandwich in his lunch box. He says, "If I get another ham & cheese sandwich for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself."
The gray haired man finds a Hungry Man meal in his lunch box. He says, "If I get another Hungry Man meal for lunch, I'm also going to jump off this building and kill myself."
The blond haired man finds a bologna sandwich in his lunch box. He says, "If I get another bologna sandwich for lunch, I too am going to jump off this building and kill myself."
The next day the three men were back at work, and it was time for lunch. All three men slowing opened their lunch boxes. The bald man finds a ham & cheese sandwich. The blond haired man finds a bologna sandwich. And the blond haired man finds a bologna sandwich. At the same time, all three men jumped from the 20th floor of the building to their death.
At the funeral of all three men, the three wives were discussing their husband's death.
The bald man's wife said "If I had known my husband didn't like ham & cheese sandwichs, I would have fixed him something diffrent."
The gray haired man's wife also said "If I had known my husband didn't like Hungry Man meals, I too would have fixed him something diffrent."
The two wives, who have just spoken, then looked over to the blond haired man's wife, who incidently was also blond. She then replys, "Don't look at me, my husband fixed his own lunches!!"
The bald man finds a ham & cheese sandwich in his lunch box. He says, "If I get another ham & cheese sandwich for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself."
The gray haired man finds a Hungry Man meal in his lunch box. He says, "If I get another Hungry Man meal for lunch, I'm also going to jump off this building and kill myself."
The blond haired man finds a bologna sandwich in his lunch box. He says, "If I get another bologna sandwich for lunch, I too am going to jump off this building and kill myself."
The next day the three men were back at work, and it was time for lunch. All three men slowing opened their lunch boxes. The bald man finds a ham & cheese sandwich. The blond haired man finds a bologna sandwich. And the blond haired man finds a bologna sandwich. At the same time, all three men jumped from the 20th floor of the building to their death.
At the funeral of all three men, the three wives were discussing their husband's death.
The bald man's wife said "If I had known my husband didn't like ham & cheese sandwichs, I would have fixed him something diffrent."
The gray haired man's wife also said "If I had known my husband didn't like Hungry Man meals, I too would have fixed him something diffrent."
The two wives, who have just spoken, then looked over to the blond haired man's wife, who incidently was also blond. She then replys, "Don't look at me, my husband fixed his own lunches!!"