Cough Syrup
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall. The owner asks the clerk : "What's with the guy over
there by the wall?" The clerk responds : "Well, he came in here this
morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup,
so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative". The owner, wide -eyed and
excited shouts : "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives". The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at him,
he's afraid to cough."
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall. The owner asks the clerk : "What's with the guy over
there by the wall?" The clerk responds : "Well, he came in here this
morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup,
so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative". The owner, wide -eyed and
excited shouts : "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives". The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at him,
he's afraid to cough."