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* * * * A Woman Shoots Her Husband* * * * * *
Question
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Answer
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
* * * * The Patient Young Lady * * * * *
A young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.
One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So... how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"
Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied, "Thrown."
* * * * The Singing Wife* * * * * *
Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside to the porch.
His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, Joe? Don't you like my singing? "Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."
Question
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Answer
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
* * * * The Patient Young Lady * * * * *
A young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.
One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So... how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"
Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied, "Thrown."
* * * * The Singing Wife* * * * * *
Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside to the porch.
His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, Joe? Don't you like my singing? "Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."