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    An elderly woman had just returned to her home
    from an evening of Church services when she was
    startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act
    of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled,
    "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the
    name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be
    forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks.

    The woman calmly called the police and explained
    what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
    asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?
    All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

    "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she
    had an Ax and Two 38's!"


    remember knowing scripture can
    save your life in more ways than one
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