azcentral – SHELTON, Conn. — A Connecticut woman is suing a neighbor accused of sexually abusing her horse. Joan Flannery of Shelton has filed a lawsuit in Milford Superior Court seeking at least $5,000 from Marian Wegiel for emotional distress and the cost of surveillance cameras and locks. Wegiel was arrested in Flannery’s corral last October when police responded to reports of a man inappropriately touching the horse. He was charged with animal cruelty and other crimes. He was placed on accelerated rehabilitation in May and the charges will be erased if he completes a two-year probation period. The New Haven Register reports that Flannery’s lawsuit claims that Wegiel is also responsible for the death of another horse that died of a vaginal infection. Wegiel’s lawyer denies the allegations about the horse that died.
Okay so Marian Wegiel may have definitely did fingerblast your horse. And maybe he gave the horse an infection and this woman a bunch of emotional damage. But that doesn’t mean you can up and sue him to make him pay for the surveillance cameras and locks you set up to keep him out. That doesn’t even make sense. People who break into other people’s homes and get caught don’t then have to make that family’s Sloman Shield payments for the next five years. That’s not how America works. Hes done his time and is on a two-year no sexy horseplay probation — he doesn’t owe you anything, lady.
On a side note, how dirty are homeboy’s fingers that he gave a horse a deadly vaginal infection? Like I imagine horses get pretty damn filthy running all day and rolling around in hay and such — their vaginas must be sweaty as hell and teeming with bacteria and flies and shit. Just unbelievable to imagine that Marian’s fingers are so dirty that he could infect her worse than regular everyday vaginal horse activity. Wash your hands, Marian.