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Bush library
>
> The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages
> and accepting donations. The Library will include:
>
>
> The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember
> anything.
> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to
> show up.
> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able
> to find.
> The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
> The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
> The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
> The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make
> you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
> with shotgun gallery.
> The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
> The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
> The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
> Republican Senators.
> The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
> board, dice, coins, and straws.
>
>
> Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you
> locate and view the President's accomplishments.
>
>
> The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:
>
>
> 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
> 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
> 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother
> and child.'
> 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between ************
> drugs and medicine.'
> 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy - but that could change.'
> 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
> that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
> 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'
> 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
> judgments in the future.'
> 'The future will be better tomorrow.'
> 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world'
> 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some
> fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)
> 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
> having it.'
> 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
> 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...George W.Bush
> to Sam Donaldson
>
> PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
>
> Sincerely,
> Jack Abramoff
>
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>
>
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Bush library
>
> The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages
> and accepting donations. The Library will include:
>
>
> The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember
> anything.
> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to
> show up.
> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able
> to find.
> The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
> The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
> The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
> The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make
> you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
> with shotgun gallery.
> The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
> The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
> The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
> Republican Senators.
> The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
> board, dice, coins, and straws.
>
>
> Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you
> locate and view the President's accomplishments.
>
>
> The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:
>
>
> 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
> 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
> 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother
> and child.'
> 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between ************
> drugs and medicine.'
> 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy - but that could change.'
> 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
> that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
> 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'
> 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
> judgments in the future.'
> 'The future will be better tomorrow.'
> 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world'
> 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some
> fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)
> 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
> having it.'
> 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
> 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...George W.Bush
> to Sam Donaldson
>
> PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
>
> Sincerely,
> Jack Abramoff
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>.