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    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
    > suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool

    > and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

    She swam to the

    > bottom and pulled Jim out.


    >
    > When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
    > immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    > considered her to be mentally stable.


    >
    > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news

    < and bad news.

    The good news is you're being discharged; since you were

    > able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the

    > life of another patient, I have concl uded that your act displays that > you have a sound mind.


    >
    > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the

    > bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

    I am so

    > sorry, but he's dead.


    >
    > Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
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