Grandmas Don't Know Everythhing

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> Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing
outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked
her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one
is on top of the other?"
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> She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
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> Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other
kids.
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> A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't
called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk
to you."
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