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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
>beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
>
> Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
>
> People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
>
> The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
>long and happy marriage.
>
> The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
>America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona and
>took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too
>far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
>down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
>
> "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more
>my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
>
> "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third
>time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse
>dead.
>
>
> I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot
>the poor animal like that? Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly
>said, "That's once."
>
>
> "And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
>
>beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
>
> Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
>
> People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
>
> The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
>long and happy marriage.
>
> The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
>America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona and
>took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too
>far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
>down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
>
> "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more
>my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
>
> "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third
>time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse
>dead.
>
>
> I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot
>the poor animal like that? Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly
>said, "That's once."
>
>
> "And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
>
