knowlez gets a haircut

[knowlez]

HET BOYS THIS IS A PREETY GOOD ONE.. I WENT DOWN TO THE HAIR SALON LOOKING FOR SOME NEW KINDA HAIRCUT I AM SITTING THERE LOOKING AT SOME NEW STYLES WHEN THIS VERY SEXY LADY APPROACHES ME SHE SAYS LET ME HELP YOU I SAY WHY NOT SO SHE PICKS OUT THIS NEW DEW I SAID WHY NOT SO SHE TAKES ME BACK TO GIVE ME MY TRIM AND SHE SAYS MY NAME IS MEMPHIS WHATS YOURS WELL I ABOUT SHIT SHE SAID WHAT ARE YOU SMILLING ABOUT. I SAY I KNOW A MEMPHIS BUT SHE IS KINDA FRIGID. SHE SAYS I AM ANYTHING BUT FRIGID I CAN SEE THAT. SO WHATS YOUR NAME I SAID JUST CALL ME HERB MY FRIENDS CALL ME HERBIE SHE SAYS CAN I CALL YOU HERBIE ISAID YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. SHE STARTS TO GIVE MY TRIM AND SAYS HERBIE I LIKE A MAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. WELL OLD HERBIE STANDS STRAIGHT UP AAND SHE IMEDAITELY NOTICES HERBIE YOUR A BAD BOY AND SHE TEASES HIM A LITTLE AND HE BUSTS RIGHT THREW THE SEAMS OF MY BUTTON FLY JEANS. WELL I WILL SAY GOOD MEMPHIS HAD HER TONGUE PIERCED AND IT DROVE HERBIE WILD HE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS GOING TO THROW UP. WELL HE DID EVENTUALLY JUST TO LET YA KNOW THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MEMPHIS IN THE WORLD.OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:D