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    The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then
    > starts putting on his coat.
    >
    > His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
    >
    > He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
    >
    > She says, "Why, are you sick?"
    >
    > He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
    >
    > Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out
    > ofher rocker and begins to put on her coat.
    >
    > He says, "Where the hell are you going"?
    >
    > She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
    >
    > He says, "Why, what do you need?"
    >
    > She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
    > getting a tetanus shot."
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    >
    Scranton
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