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Three baseball fans were on their way to a game.When one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.The Redsox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.Following their lead,the Yankees fan took off his hat and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived,he lifted up the Cubs hat and wrote down some notes.Next,he lifted the Sox cap,and wrote some notes.The officer then lifted the Yankees cap,replaced it,then lifted again,replaced it and lifted again.The Yankee fan was getting upsetand finally asked,"are you a pervert or something."Well," said the officer,"I am simply surprised.Normally when i look under a Yankees cap i find an asshole." heard this joke hope i put it in the wrong place if so sorry thought it was funny