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HEY FELLOWS HAVE ANOTHER FINE STORY FOR YA. I GOT THIS BUDDY HIS NAME IS SHAWN AND HE DONT HAVE MUCH GOING FOR HIM HE IS KIND A HOMILY AND KINDA A RUNT AND CLAIMS HAS NEVER HAD A PIECE OFF ASS IN HIS LIFE AND HE IS 33 YEARS OLD. I THOUGHT WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD HOOK HIM UP WITH A GIRL I KNOW WHO FIGURED WOULD TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. SO I SET HIM UP WITH AMY A GIRL THAT WANTS THE OLD HEBSTER EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE AND OWES ME A FAVOR OR TWO. SO SHAWN HOOKS UP WITH HER I COACH HIM A LITTLE ON WHAT TOO DO I DIDNT FIGURE IT WOULD DO HIM ANY GOOD CAUSE HE IS AS BACKWARD AS THE DAY IS LONG. WELL THEY HOOK UP AND SHE TAKES SHAWN BACK TO HER APPARTMENT.. SHE PROMISES ME SHE WOULD TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM ALL FOR A LITTLE TRADE ON THE OLD HEBSTER I AGREE I FIGURED THERE WASNT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WORLD TO GET HIM LAID ANY OTHER WAY.. I GO HOME AND A GET A CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND ITS AMY SHE IS CRYING AND RAISING HELL AND TELLS ME TO GET MY ASS OVER THERE RIGHT AWAY. I FIGURED SHAWN PASSED OUT ON HER OR SHIT HIMSELF GETTING HIS FIRST PICE OF ASS. SO I RUSH OVER TO HER PLACE AND RUN IN THE FRONT DOOR AND HOLLER WHAT THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM. TURNS OUT SHAWN IS ALL READY GONE.. AMY WHATS THE PROBLEM? SHE IS ALL CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN A BALL. YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH YOU DIDNT TELL ME SHAWN WAS HUNG LIKE A STUD PONY IT WAS TERRIBLE I BET THAT FUCKER HAD A 14INCH PETER ON HIM HE JUST KEPY SHOVING IT IN DEEPPER AND DEEPPER IT HURT SO BAD AND HE WOULDNT QUIT HE JUST KEPT SAYING OH MY GOD AND I WAS PRAYING HE WOULD FINISH. IT FELT LIKE HE WAS STICKING IT CLEAR THRU ME. I HELP HER UP AND SHE CAN BARLEY STAND HER KNEES ARE KNOCKING SHE WALKS BOW LEGGED TO THE COUCH AND SAYS FUCKER YOUR GOING TO PAY THE PRICE WHEN I GET FELLING BETTER. I LEAVE AND CALL SHAWN HE IS SO HAPPY I SAID HOW COME YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU WERE HUNG LIKE A STUD RACE HORSE HE REPLIED EVERY POOR FUCKER HAS SOMETHING GOING FOR THEM I JUST HAPPEN TO BE HUNG LIKE JOHN THE WAD HOLMES. I SAY NO SHIT I THINK YOU CRIPPLED THAT POOR BITCH.:D 