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A FARMER BOUGHT A BEAUTIFUL PHILLY THAT HE WANTED TO TRAIN TO RACE.HE HAD A PROBLEM THOUGH.HE OWNED AN OLDER STALLION AND THE STALLION WAS TRYING TO MATE WITH HIS NEW,BEAUTIFUL PHILLY.HE CALLED UP A VETERINARIAN AND ASKED HIM IF HE COULD RECOMMEND ANY WAY TO KEEP HIS STALLION FROM WANTING TO MATE WITH HIS PHILLY.THE VET TOLD THE FARMER TO COVER UP THE PHILLIES BACKSIDE WITH A HUGE BEDSPREAD.SO HE DID.FARMER WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING AND HIS BEAUTIFUL PHILLY WAS GONE.HE LOOKED AROUND AND FOUND SOME HOOF TRACKS.HE FOLLOWED THESE HOOF TRACKS ABOUT 1 MILE TO ANOTHER STABLE WHERE HE SAW A LITTLE BOY.HE ASKED THE BOY IF HE HAD SEEN A BEAUTIFUL PHILLY WITH A HUGE BEDSPREAD COVERING UP HER BACKSIDE.THE BOY REPLIED NO,BUT I SAW ONE WITH A HANKERCHIEF.