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HEY FELLOWS THE REASON I HAVE BEEN KEEPING HERBIE HOME AND NOT LET HIM OUT MUCH IS ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO WERE OUT HAVING A GOOD TIME AND HERBIE IS GETTING HIS NOB POLISHED PRETTY GOOD WHEN I HIT THIS BUMP AND THIS BITCH DRAGS HER TOOTH RIGHT ACROSS HERBIES NICE LITTLE HEAD HE BLED LIKE A SON OF A BITCH I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DROWN.. SHE SAYS I AM SORRY BUT YOU SHOULD LEARN TO DRIVE MORE CAREFULL. I BLEW UP I SAID THAT FUCKING TOOTH IS LIKE A RAZOR BLADE LET ME FIX IT FOR YOU. SHE GOT PISSED AND SAID YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING I SAID BULLSHIT I GOT A GRINDER AT HOME I WILL FIX IT. SHE TAKES OFF AND CALLS THE COP ON ME SAYING I ASSAULTED HER. BULLSHIT OFFICER IAM GETTING SOME ROADHEAD AND I HIT A BUMP AND SHE LIKE TO TEAR HERBIES HEAD RIGHT OFF.. HE HAD A HELL OF GOOD LAUGH AND SENT US BOTH ON ARE WAY.. I WENT AND GOT A TETANUS SHOT AND I HOPE SHE WENT TO THE DENTIST.. WATCH THAT ROADHEAD FELLOWS IT BITES