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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth.
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas .
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for murder. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges for being a weapons dealer.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview . She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth.
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas .
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for murder. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges for being a weapons dealer.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview . She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation