Dear heavenly father, i would like to offer up a prayer for KB's liver this morning. Father, after last nights debacle of a game, i am sure he has thrown up at least once this morning, shat himself at least twice and is in the process of taking 4 aleves to relieve the pounding in his hungover melon.
We lift him up to you, because we all know that no one can better serve this drunken sloth. In closing, i would also like to pray for KB's seat today, that poor chair is going to be bludgeoned today with the most awful smells known to man, and we cant forget his coworkers, we ask that their noses be clogged up today to prevent them from the smell of alcohol that will be emitting from every pore on his body, not to mention the smell of gas from his ass that will be putting out the smell of yagermiester and a pepperoni hot pocket that he wont even remember consuming.
Amen
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