Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[kbsooner21]

OMG, has anyone seen Club's profile???



"Hoping for global warming. Want to golf year round."

I'm in tears

[mavskidd02]

Not much, how about you mavs?

Nothing much heading back to NY in a few hours.

Afternoon Mavs, you gonna keep Nowitzki in Dallas? Heard he sent a letter to the club today.

Truthfully, I could care less either way. Great player, just isn't a winner, and really disappointing in the playoffs this year. Hope we pick up some sort of big name though.

Going to hook up with his old pal Nash in Phoenix after Stoudamire leaves town imo.

Would be a good fit...

[kbsooner21]

Going to hook up with his old pal Nash in Phoenix after Stoudamire leaves town imo.

[kbsooner21]

Dirk

[ToDaClub]

Afternoon Mavs, you gonna keep Nowitzki in Dallas? Heard he sent a letter to the club today.

[BettorsChat]

What's up guys?

Not much, how about you mavs?

[mavskidd02]

What's up guys?

[vols fan]

Better fire up some Atomic Bombs from "VolsClub"!!

Only two months till bombs are dropping on Thur-Sun

[ToDaClub]

Now that is knowledge!!!!

[kbsooner21]

Cowboy Rules for Oklahoma

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south. Pick one and go.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.

16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

[ToDaClub]

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up.. You swing
left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins.
And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain,
the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable
Tip: your life is in trouble. (My favorite)

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before
taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the
phrase 'maul it again.'

A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement
between two golfers ...neither of whom can putt very well. (Second place)

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how
badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out
and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss
every green. The next day you go out and for no
reason at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the practice swing and the
'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously
it won't work, and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

[ToDaClub]

Golf tourney was great! Only shot 2 under as a team, but hell, a bad day at the golf course beats a good day at the office anyday

Ya got that right. We had our Member guest tournament last week, played 36 on Wednesday, 18 Thursday, 27 on Friday and Saturday, been in traction ever since...

Good morning "Looserschat" (Looks like everyone has joined me on a cold streak) Better fire up some Atomic Bombs from "VolsClub"!!

[kbsooner21]

Hey, KB, how was the golf tourney at Rose Creek the other day?

Golf tourney was great! Only shot 2 under as a team, but hell, a bad day at the golf course beats a good day at the office anyday

Man it got hot though. Got out to the course to help set up registration and everything about 6. I played the morning round, teeing off around 7:45. Hung around til about 5 that evening helping cleanup and teardown. I was beat when I got home!

[garth]

Hey, KB, how was the golf tourney at Rose Creek the other day?

[jcindaville]

Wow Doc! That's pretty graphic bro. You need to watch yourself out there. Lot's of diseases in the gay community.

Gizz is jizz and ur sooners suck cock like the love doc

happy birthday plow boy