Some guy just knocked on my door, selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, “Fuck that – knowing my luck, I’d win one!”
Morning Spark, morning all. I might have lost 15 pounds playing in that blistering heat yesterday. Hey KB, you should start playing golf in the afternoons instead of mornings!!!
If Wayne is rubbing one out to every vid he posts his dick has to have blisters on it
How did they find out Pinnochio was made of wood???........................................... ...........................................his hand caught fire.
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