Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[ToDaClub]

When I went into AA i tried to get them to change the 12 steps to the following

1) Admitted you were powerless over a hot womans asshole

2) Came to believe that a dick bigger than yours has probably been in your ex wifes ass.

3)Completely turned your will over to a higher power to help you bang your current wife in her shit locker at least twice a month.

4) Did a complete moral inventory of yourself and how depraved you have been all these years banging chicks in their daisy cutters.

5) Admitted to Bettorschat and anyone who would listen the exact nature of how i like banging chicks in their rumps

6) Became willing (however unlikely it might be) to stop wanting to bang chicks in their asses

7)Humbly asked my higher power to remove my desire to bang hot chicks in their rump openings( it isnt working)

8)Made a list of all woman I banged in the ass that didnt want me to.

9)Asked all these women to forgive me( they didnt)

10)Continued to take a moral inventory and when i am a sick demented anal freak I promptly admitted it. ( i still continue to want to bang hot chicks in the ass)

11)Sought thru meditation and wet dreams to do good will towards women and not just bang them in the ass

12) Tried to help others who were addicted to banging chicks in the ass


There Club, the 12 steps

OMG

[jcindaville]

Only you would come up with that!!!

When I went into AA i tried to get them to change the 12 steps to the following

1) Admitted you were powerless over a hot womans asshole

2) Came to believe that a dick bigger than yours has probably been in your ex wifes ass.

3)Completely turned your will over to a higher power to help you bang your current wife in her shit locker at least twice a month.

4) Did a complete moral inventory of yourself and how depraved you have been all these years banging chicks in their daisy cutters.

5) Admitted to Bettorschat and anyone who would listen the exact nature of how i like banging chicks in their rumps

6) Became willing (however unlikely it might be) to stop wanting to bang chicks in their asses

7)Humbly asked my higher power to remove my desire to bang hot chicks in their rump openings( it isnt working)

8)Made a list of all woman I banged in the ass that didnt want me to.

9)Asked all these women to forgive me( they didnt)

10)Continued to take a moral inventory and when i am a sick demented anal freak I promptly admitted it. ( i still continue to want to bang hot chicks in the ass)

11)Sought thru meditation and wet dreams to do good will towards women and not just bang them in the ass

12) Tried to help others who were addicted to banging chicks in the ass


There Club, the 12 steps

[ToDaClub]

Waiting in pre op room waiting for Doc

Waiting for the guy nurse to come in and give ya that shave?

[kbsooner21]

Waiting in pre op room waiting for Doc

[ToDaClub]

Club thinks that AA stands for Awesome Anal!!

lmao

Only you would come up with that!!!

[ToDaClub]

I Norwegian Eskimo ToDaClub believe that there is a God and I believe that the God of my understanding can fix my dumb drunk ass.

Thats the second step you Tard!!

Simply believe that you cant fix it, but God can

Oh, thanks for clearing that up, I still say AA is for quitters!!!

But I would agree, I am a tard and a doornob.

[jcindaville]

Club thinks that AA stands for Awesome Anal!!

lmao

[jcindaville]

I'm gonna really struggle with this if I can't understand it!!!

Maybe I am a tard like LWA says

I Norwegian Eskimo ToDaClub believe that there is a God and I believe that the God of my understanding can fix my dumb drunk ass.

Thats the second step you Tard!!

Simply believe that you cant fix it, but God can

[ToDaClub]

Came to believe that a power greater than Clubs self could restore Club to sanity.

Not sure anything can make you sane!

I'm gonna really struggle with this if I can't understand it!!!

Maybe I am a tard like LWA says

[jcindaville]

4 PM today, I text him at 230 this morning to ask him, dumb ass was still awake. I was just getting home.


What is step 2??????

Came to believe that a power greater than Clubs self could restore Club to sanity.

Not sure anything can make you sane!

[ToDaClub]

Anyone hear if the surgery went ok for Kyle??

4 PM today, I text him at 230 this morning to ask him, dumb ass was still awake. I was just getting home.


What is step 2??????

[longnex]

Are you sure KB broke his leg? I heard he was getting an addadicktomy.

[jcindaville]

Anyone hear if the surgery went ok for Kyle??

[jcindaville]

Check!!!!!

Bahhahhahha

[ToDaClub]

Step 1
Admitted we were powerless over alcohol

Check!!!!!